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laptopthere once was a laptop called lappy,
whose laptop bag was really crappy,
so he made an account,
now he can't do without,
his new bag when he wants to nappy.
Anger issuesso you think we're all great, huh? well, how would you like to be a stress ball? DA didn't realize when they created us that in giving us faces, we got that emotion. all fine and dandy for those happy emoticons that just grin and bear the squish. But for me? permanent anger. excuse me, but I don't like being squished to death. just know this, deviants, I will get my revenge. It will come in the form of all vowels... MWAHAHA!
I Belong To You I hate rain. Not really, I love it. Just not when the most beautiful, perfect, wonderful, perfect, comfortable, waterproof, perfect coat in existence has been savagely butchered by my so-called friend’s Dalmatian. Every slap of rain on my naked arms is a stinging reminder of the irreparable hole in my wardrobe.
Some people might try to fill the void with lesser coats but I can’t bring myself to betray Valentino, even after her death. Instead my slippery arms grapple with each other in wet shock as I stumble to the op shop, clinging to one last thread of hope. I know in my deadened heart that I’ll never have another coat like her. Yet here I am, blundering through the elements in my vain search for the acceptance and warmth I found wrapped in Valentino’s woollen sleeves.
Thud. My body slams into the door, making the ‘open’ sign quiver and the bells tinkle in offense. I fight for entry, the door’s assault doubled by the stale funk of
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^Nyx-Valentine arrived in our community and started whipping everyone into a frenzy with her relentless desire to bring the Artistic Nude and Fetish galleries to the fore. 9 years later, and it's safe to say that Nyx is not only a leader as a photographer in these galleries, but she has also established herself as a much saught after model. ^... Read More